So last night, when my good friend Anna Beth texted me, it was just one more reminder that she and I share a brain.
Anna Beth: In the made-for-tv movie about our lives, you will be played by Rachel Bilson.
Me: Hahaha! Love it.
Anna Beth: I will be played by Ricki Lake.
Me: No you won't. Stupe. You will be played by Katherine Heigl. I'll end up being played by someone tragic, like Tracy Gold.
Anna Beth: Maybe Elizabeth Berkley will be available to play me.
Me: I'm sure she can take a break from porn to do that. If so, I want Shannen Doherty to play me.
Rest assured, if anything happens in our lives that merit a made-for-tv movie, I will not allow a washed up celeb to "play" Anna Beth. I will definitely hold out for the award winning actress who is looking for a quick and easy paycheck. (Ahem, I'm talking to you, Holly Berry.)